People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Houston, we have a squirter
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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