Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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