If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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