Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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