I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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