the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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