Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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