Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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