3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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