new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Who died my cat blue again?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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