she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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