Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I think I sprained my soul last night
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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