well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I wish there were birth control emojis
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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