Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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