people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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