I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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