He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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