they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Randomize
