I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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