we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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