Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
