Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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