Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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