i would punch a child for taco bell
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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