You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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