Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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