these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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