Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
