he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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