She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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