If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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