So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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