oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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