i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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