called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I will be naked everywhere
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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