Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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