when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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