In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
They are going to name an STD after you.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
