Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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