Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Operation Purity has been aborted
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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