Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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