My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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