dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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