we have officially lost it.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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