so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I am mentally ready for anal.
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