I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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