i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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