You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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