How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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