I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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