I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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