I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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