I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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