im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
