I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
There r osticjed everywhere
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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