Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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