Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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