I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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